"Get the best Dark 'n' Stormy in town for just $5 whenever it's raining out! Seriously good - with awesome ice, too!"
"The menu keeps expanding! Try the NEW bageldogs!"
"Bring your parking ticket inside and you can get it validated by one of the vendors with any purchase for one hour of free parking. Otherwise, it's $3.00 for 0 to 30 minutes and up from there!"
"My pick: spicy chicken sausage with caramelized onions, caramelized collards, and brown mustard. Oh, and the onion rings. You will thank me."
"Meat & 3? Try meats & 7+! Save room and try everything - you won't be disappointed!"
"Don't feel like coming in? Sushi Sumo delivers (limited delivery area) for just $1 - rare in the 'burbs! Ask if they'll come to you!"