"Not as great as most of the the Five Guys in other cities."
"It's like choosing the lesser of two evils."
"Resist the urge to hit your brakes for no reason when you enter the tunnel."
"The BEST florist in the Mobile area. Forget Zimlich and Cleaveland, Rose Bud has the freshest, most beautiful arrangements that last a long time after you get them!"
"That guy wasn't kidding, you will get airborne on the bus before you ever get to the airport!"
"Honey Dijon Chicken wrap & the grape leaves are the only things I get here. Hookahs are buy 1 get 1 free on Tuesdays, also!"