Alex Monster

"A crying, thrashing baby is a waste of a good hammock."

"Mind the Ridge."

"The Walk-In Clinic now charges "specialist" co-pay fees, rather than office visit fees. So you pay twice as much just to get a simple prescription. This is a scam. Don't fall for it."

"The old office was so much nicer :("

"Formerly featured on David Letterman's Late Night show opening."

"This is why we twentysomething transplants moved to New York -- the privilege of standing in a line out the door for a Yasujiro Ozu double feature."