"Watch out for the poisonous cats!"
"put one in the tip jar."
"brush up on your beer pong skills because nobody's effing around here. bring your A game or no game!"
"4-7pm happy hour- Nachos Ultimos are amazing! Feeds two ladies eeeasy. Love it!"
"come for the wine, cheese, conversation, & shenanigans (including, but not limited to, theater games, nostalgic music parties, and bad cable.)"
"margaritas & wine are always a-plenty!"