"The hanging fake plants add an elegant touch."
"Finally, a place with RC Cola!"
"Don't be naïve. Just because you've been sitting next to someone for 10 minutes doesn't mean you've built up enough rapport for them to watch your stuff."
"Tired of eating in closed spaces? Bring your meal here and enjoy a spacious area with a window wall that let's in ample natural light."
"Got a seafood dish here. Scallops were cold, mussels were mushy, and sauce tasted like plastic. Ate 1/4 of it. Complained about it. Charged full price. Offered free dessert. Never been back."
"Want to see a relic of yesteryear, but don't want to pay to go in a museum? Stop into the post office."