"This place is awesomesauce!!!!!"
"Just don't like this place. Least I didn't set a wanted poster for me. Wouldn't be the first"
"I walked in got my drink before my ass hit the seat. No complaints here. I brink she forgot the coke in my jack n coke o_O"
"Don't even bother with the bathroom here. Fucking disgusting. Your better off shitting outside."
"Why would you leave your kids unattended anyway?"
"I love the dumb ass look in the 4 wheelers face when they can't find the gas pumps."