"An awesome Dunkin Donuts, cleverly disguised as a beach house. Best to go early. Just ring the doorbell for service. It's kind of like a breakfast speakeasy."
"Crowded and understaffed."
"Got tags and title here on a Saturday. Friendly, and beats the hell out of going to the DMV."
"The sign kind of defeats the purpose."
"Get Laura to make her uncannily accurate dinosaur sounds while you're here."
"No idea what they do here, but it sounds awesome."