"Do not mention being a Man United or Chelsea fan in the presence of the wine beast. You will win his affection through offerings of buttered popcorn, Big Macs and Haribo."
"KDB harbors hurricane refugees because he is a good Catholic man. Free candy."
"Tickets are not sold on the train so make sure you purchase one from the machine beforehand. If you're running late and want to take your chances you will receive a citation with a $50 fine!"
"Ask Jen to pop you some home made popcorn!"
"New England clam chowder in a bread bowl is the best!"
"The 4/5 subway entrance in the building closes at 6pm sharp :( not ideal for us busy bees!"