"I wish they had more waiting room seating so my pregnant self didn't have to get snubbed by hipsters who JUST WALKED IN when I have been waiting for a good 15 minutes."
"Never order ahead. They never make it and you ways end up either waiting extra long or reordering because they didn't print it out."
"Try our big dinner box deal! With two medium one topping pizzas, a choice of side and cheese sticks or bread sticks, you're sure to find something for everyone!"
"I have the best of coupon book and the owner won't honor the coupon for a free lunch because they have ordered new ones. But the new ones aren't in yet. He won't even give us the $ off our meal."
"Wonderful people behind the desk. 15¢ printouts and free internet and wi-fi. Password at the front desk."