"Watch the semis clear the roundabout while enjoying an outdoor breakfast at the Atland House."
"Being your motorcycle! Then ride the blue ridge mountains."
"Free Brooklyn Lager or Strongbow today!"
"Inexpensive, but impressive. The tacos can feed a small family and Juan won't let you leave without a deathly firm grip. You'll leave with a full belly and a lesson on a proper handshake."
"Umm, happy hour anyone?"