"Blackened catfish and live music!"
"Apparently a torta here is a soggy sandwich in between hamburger buns, if you're into that sort of thing. Somewhat tasty but $$$."
"Locked out of your apartment? They'll get to you within 15 minutes. Note to future self: leave spare keys with a neighbor."
"For the love of God, get the strawberry butter! One of the best things I've ever had. Pancakes are fluffy and light & the sugar cured bacon is amazing. I want to cry because this meal is so good."
"1. meatspace noun. a term, originating from cyberpunk fiction, referring to the real (that is, not virtual) world, the world of flesh and blood. somewhat tongue-in-cheek. the opposite of cyberspace."
"There is only ONE (unisex) bathroom so if you take too long, drunk people will try to hurt you."