"Parking is across a 4 lane highway in a parking garage you have to pay for. I suggest dropping your luggage off in front of the hotel with a traveling companion before you park."
"RelaxZen is relaxation in a bottle. Pick up a case of the NIGHT for a truly restful sleep."
"Knock 3 times, ask for a man named Daly. When he comes to the door compliment him on his vuluptious figure and ask him when the Pats/Sox/bruins game start. This will get you in VIP."