"Needs more employees. I'm sure they can afford it."
"If the gas is pumping slow, jiggle the handle!"
"NEVER come here. They rip you off by charging you for stuff you don't need and letting you leave with an unresolved problem."
"I hate this store. Takes FOREVER to get help and takes FOREVER to check out with one register open."
"The BBQ Chicken Pizza with Bacon is RIDICULOUS!!!! I'm coming back tomorrow before I leave town."