"Blandest food ever. Avoid the fish soup, the grilled calamari were hospital food, the risotto was so overcooked. The only thing that was edible was the steak. Absolutely no atmosphere"
"The meat was ok, everything else was terrible"
"Check the skateboarders"
"Funny drag show, don't miss it"
"Try the soft shell crab, amazing!"
"Taste your favourite wine here, and then you can bring it home"