"Great prices, great service, none of that funky shoe repair store smell. Cash or check only."
"Had the media noche, lechon, ropa vieja, and croquetas. Each was equally excellent. Go now before they are on dd&d."
"Don't miss seeing the giraffes."
"Have your kids try the indoor tree house. It's insanely fun."
"Love the fountain drinks (69 cents any size), hate the straws."