"Watch for the monthly Breaking And Entering concerts! $5 cover and includes a free drink!"
"I'm thoroughly convinced that whoever started this restaurant was tricked by a super racist sign maker, but just had to go with the name "Super No. 1 Chinese Restaurant" once the sign arrived."
"I have a feeling that they purposely don't fix things because they want you to come back. Proceed with caution."
"Best Phantom showroom I have ever been to!"
"If you don't like Burger King, enjoy the employees that got fired from Burger King!"
"Every time I come here, I'm somehow more dissapointed. Maybe I'm the problem."