"Overpriced mediocre food and service. Try not to eat here."
"Belgian beers for 5€, what's not to like? They also seem to have matching glasses for every single beer on their menu"
"Get the portiberry and caipiporto! You won't regret it"
"tapis tournant = conveyor belt sushi. pretty good for French sushi at a strip mall! fast, too, even if you order something that is not on the belt."
"Go for the lunch menu. Everything on it is phenomenal. The travers du porc ramen has a bit of a kick but not too spicy. Yum yum yum yum yum."