"Black and pink straws are now in!"
"Get excited if Renae is your waitress!! She is the best one I've had in 20 years!"
"Best barristas in town!"
"The cleaning crew does not thoroughly clean showers - so plan on bringing your own bleach and Clorox wipes if you want to live here!"
"There is ventilation in the girls bathroom that allows you to do your business in peace!"