"If there is beer in the fridge, it is up for grabs."
"The employees here are consistently slow and rude. Hope you're not in a hurry!"
"The handle is low, sure, but close the door. CLOSE THE DOOR."
"The staff here are really rude."
"Eat the chips. All of them."
"Everything here was perfect. Try the shrimp chimichanga and save room for the flan. Delicious!"