"I am attending an Educational conference in Princeton this week, and was considering staying at the Marriott until I remembered the nightmare of my Bro-in-Law, Maanuv Khurana wedding party! No M stay!"
"I have no idea what it was... 'Xplain, Joe!!??!"
"Ever since I started grad school, I've spent less and less time here. Wish I could spend more... I'm tired. Who wants to be Mayor? Bueller? Bueller? Anyone? Jennifer J.?"
"I wish to god they didn't wait until the LAST MINUTE to postpone a game due to weather!!!"
"The bar lights up at night... nice!"