"Get the ceviche sampler (not on menu) - enough for 2 for dinner. And don't forget a couple rounds of pisco sours!! A+++"
"Needs a make over....locker room had trash and many items out of order. No towels!!! Plastic hangers everywhere. This is luxury?? Hmmm....."
"Watch out for the terrifying dogs! They'll get you!"
"It's an over priced PF Chang's with bad lighting"
"Bring your own towel and equipment wipes!"