"Last Saturday of every month from 5-7pm come see the Briscoe County Vultures play for free!!"
"Some of the best wings in Detroit, and they're only 25 cents each during happy hour!"
"Get the pozole! Ask for extra spices & corn tortillas! My authentic Mexican coworker told me about this pro-tip."
"All of these people rule so hard"
"Karaoke every Tuesday with the millionaire!"
"Best spinach artichoke dip in the history of the world. Spicy, peppery, awesome!!!"