"Flies everywhere, mating in our hummus. The food tasted like it was straight from the grocery store. Air fresheners sitting out...it's a restaurant..."
"Bland, cheap food. No thanks!"
"Very bland meat and sauce. The view is crappy. Don't know what all the hype is about."
"Crappy, from a jar salsa. Guacamole not that fresh. Waitress didn't refill our chips. "Thought you were done with them." Never!"
"No flavor. Not worth it. Salsa too spicy."
"Don't move here. The property is always messy, like they don't even care. They give you a dog and pony show while selling it. There's a manure smell in the air 75% of the time. Feral cats everywhere."