"Watch your bags. Tons of beach bums hiding under the boardwalk."
"If you get anything other than baja blast to drink, you shouldn't dine here."
"There's always a mysterious smell on the steps of the Halsey stop! Whether it be bums marking their territory or just the MTA letting you know your steps from your home, never forget!"
"Don't go in the deep end, it's warmer :p"
"Ants can lift 10X their own weight."