"For the love of god, get the burger. To. Die. For."
"Sit in a booth upstairs. Channel your inner beatnik. Actually probably one of my favorite bars in SF."
"I'm a strict meatatarian, but their veggie burger is off the heezy."
"If you're not eating the Slappy Pappy Super Sloppy, I don't know what the hell you're doing."
"Go here and spend all your money. Yaaay."