"Hamburger = delicious. Order it now and thank me later. 🍔"
"Mark's advanced vinyasa class will kick your ass and make you feel incredible!"
"Favorite wines include red blends of any assortment. Favorite beers are IPAs and Pilsners."
"Everyone who works here is hilarious and smart. Cheers to Zurbians!"
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"Seriously... With free coffee and food samples, you can't go wrong. Trader Joes knows hospitality."