"Jesse is the best (and he's honest about the mozzarella sticks, too). Get the pierogis and tip your bartender."
"Enjoy a free beer and pretend to read a pretentious magazine while you ogle the clientele."
"Porridge? Eggs? I don't know -- just eat what they bring you."
"They always have the latest issue of Trail Walker!"
"The best place I stayed in Thailand: rustic, peaceful and full of the nicest travelers."
"Great date place, especially if your date loves cheese."