"Great service! Ruby made it feel like I was shopping with a friend. (check out her selection of drop crotch pants)"
"Every dish was amazing; my favorite by far was the antipasti barata. Simply amazing."
"Very poor with regard to service. They manage their rooms like the Greek government. Bought a large block of rooms. Day 1 they had me sleeping in a room with a pullout bed. Day 2 cockroach in bathroom"
"If you came here for something in particular, loiter a bit and you'll quickly have a reason to come back."
"Go for at least two of the house brewed beers to get a real taste. Ciggys are better while leaning on the stoop out front with a few passers by."
"If you feel you may have a robotic, numb side to your human character you may be a candidate for a job at this DMV."