"Tony Hawk at the Grand Opening! Be safe wear a helmet!"
"Talk up Phil the GM, he's cute, entertaining and hilarious! Great beer too"
"ghetto blaster and pizza what more could you want!"
"Check out Stay Pressed Records!"
"Check out Shakespeare's seven ages of man. Go to the 2nd floor and look out the windows facing the DIA then look up. One quote per window"
"The lamb brats are amazing! They also carry mcclures spicy pickle potato chips and a awesome brand of peppered ketchup"