"Check out the photo of "Scooby-Doo" and never play Pop 5 with Sandeep."
"Like Bacon. Good. You'll be eating at least five pounds of it during your stay."
"Bring alcohol. You'll need it."
"Get in the hot tub while drinking a beer. No glass please."
"Get shot with an Air Soft gun. Twice."
"Wear apparel with an American Flag on it. Too good for The Flag? Please leave The Compound."