"Don't wear black when you dine here. Their napkins always leave behind the worst lint residue all over you."
"Lots of free parking and an outdoor patio to dine with your pooch"
"The only coffee shop I've been to where you can have your spine adjusted while waiting for your drink."
"Watch out for the girls wearing nacho cheese helmets that come in after the Dodger games. They'll steal your drinks and break your hearts."
"Most of the restaurants in terminal A are closed by 6:30 including CPK. This is probably the worst run airport I've ever traveled through"
"ALL of their pumps have torn Credit Card protection strips. Pump at your own risk or pay inside."