"Get the Sam's Sundae with chocolate *and* salted caramel ice cream. You will not be disappointed."
"Same food as 17 Wo Hop, no line. Come here if the line at 17 is ridiculous, but not if you can get in there first"
"Insane selection of single malts. Treat yourself."
"Order top shelf alcohol and order the rocks pour, neat. You get a double for only $1.50 more."
"Cash only and BYOB. Make sure to bring lots of beer!"