"Master Toyota technicians!"
"OMG!!! I ordered chicken mulligatawny soup thinking it would be good for a cold I am dealing with. They used chopped up lunch meat as chicken. Not just my suspicion as the server confirmed it. WTF?"
"Be sure to check date codes on mapi herbs."
"Your bike will be better than its ever been after a tune up here!"
"There is some charm to be found here. AT&T is nonexistent in these parts. Be sure to have a phone card or a way to call from the intermittent wifi to make phone calls from this motel."
"An amazing place with the nicest people you could ever meet anywhere. Real cream for your coffee. The Kuchen are melt in you mouth wonderful!"