"Bring us booze or pizza and you'll get to come back often!"
"One of like 3 Chinese restraunts I like."
"If you're hungry, I hope you enjoy kale, avacados, and BUTTER!"
"Bring the fat guy some snacks or Monster and you'll have a new BFF."
"Bringing gifts of booze will ensure you get reinvited. :D"
"I wish I understood why every single square inch of this station smells of wee."