"Dad can grill up a storm."
"Best spot in Miami. Too bad the mayor is whack."
"Chef Jimmy is the sweetest and best. Try his homemade pico, spicy and fresh. He will also make anything to your order, he's the man!"
"Tip #3 there's a really cute guy that brings your bags downstairs for you, his name is Jed. He's very friendly... And he's mine."
"Tip #2 don't pack 6 bags for three girls staying in this room."