"Always bring Cheetos. Always. 🐆"
"The sign outside says they have an indoor pool...all I saw was indoor billiards."
"This is someone's house & I got food poisoning. Gross."
"You know it's bad service when you call the restaurant from your table to ask for extra napkins."
"Barbarossa Red on tap...bartender said it's 90% of the staff's favorite. Def worth trying!"
"Watch out for the short brick wall when backing out of the driveway. Scraaaaape!"