"Wait, so this isn't a homeless shelter for high-risk squirrels? Noted."
"The lunch specials are super cheap and served daily until 3 o'clock!"
"Where the next generation of advertising greats is incubated. Gestation period: one semester."
""No pets allowed." LOL, good one!"
"They close "promptly at 9:00," but you'll never see an employee here."
"Don't go here if you have a peanut allergy."