"Long wait? Ask for a beer!"
"Came in after 3pm on a Sunday, and there was no line, and we were promptly seated. I recommend the same!"
"Breakfast Tacos served before 4pm on the weekend. Get the Migas taco and pour the hot sauce on!"
"The cheapest pasta is also the best pasta. Get the Penne Al Pomodoro."
"Juice machine on 9th floor has fruit punch, lemonade, cranberry juice and iced tea!"
"After 10pm: CHAMPAGNE CAMPAIGN - 1/2 off all champagne bottles."