"The most awesome apartment Avi owns!"
"Google-only, but if you can get a Googler to host you, this is *the* must-visit café at US-NYC."
"Password for the wifi is chezmichoubuzios1983"
"Has wifi access point named after it, with connection screen promising free access with purchase, and barkeeper who knows nothing of it and suggests you sit close to the door to catch public signal."
"Great place, but their idea of a Caesar salad is a normal salad (tomatoes, Italian dressing!) + croutons. Ouch."
"Don't buy used equipment from Fitz McLaren here, or at least test it thoroughly yourself."