"This is no longer a karaoke bar. This is no longer an anything, really. Move along, folks, nothing to see here. They killed it."
"You'll find a lot of bitter people griping about food here. Did we mention there is also ice cream here?"
"Smart people come here and avoid the insult of the Wyandotte County DMV office."
"Don't forget to take your picture with the Blues Brothers! They're in concourse A next to the House of Blues gift shack!"
"Make sure you say 'hi' to Spartacus, he's the best!"