"Beware Dan Hedley. Recently out on bail."
"Good place to get a seat when the library is full!"
"Pop in on a Wednesday afternoon for cheeky pint of Fanta and a packet of McCoy's, all accompanied by ridiculously funny and offensive Youtube videos, courtesy of David Tott."
"Come here for turbo charged cappucinos. They use two espresso shots rather than one-guaranteed to get you wired before that all-nighter you're facing.."