"The leader in gamification with the best team in the mid-west!"
"Try the Caribbean Limbo and the Never Say Die."
"Awesome pastries! Try the fanikia."
"Skip the desserts on the menu and instead head inside and make a selection from their fantastic pastry case."
"Send your parents. If you're under 50 you'll probably prefer something a bit more modern."
"Order a Dogtown Pizza from the refeshment counter!"