"Express parking all the way."
"Come on a Friday night for the fish. The catfish is amazing!"
"Go for happy hour, get the frozen Tito's Tea, enjoy life."
"Check the area in the back that has all of the mini items, there are some hidden gems!"
"I was robbed, after the hotel gave my room away to someone else despite my checking in and staying the night. You are not safe at this hotel and the cops won't help you. DON'T STAY HERE!"