"This place is hipster Mayberry."
"Cash only! They have an ATM, but still..."
"This place is so understaffed that even the self-checkout is frequently unmanned."
"They close all the human operated check lanes after 10pm. Huge pain in the ass."
"The pulled pork is amazing, just don't get it on a burrito unless it's naked. (it makes the burrito fall apart.)"
"Try the green curry. The "grean" beans are great."