"Who took the refrigerator?"
"Brooklyn-bound walkers: don't push Manhattan-bound walkers into the path of oncoming bikes. You wouldn't drive in the lane of oncoming traffic, would you?"
"Outstanding gyoza. Definitely recommend the Shoyu ramen."
"NJTransit: At least always on time enough for you to see your departing connection..."
"Great place to pee downtown."
"This is what parents are for: rent, Vegas trips, and bar tabs! Unless, of course, you're poor!"