"happy hour gives you a discount on their scarce, three taps. we came on a saturday and there was love accordion music, but the servers gave us dirty looks for playing a boardgame at our table."
"this place is too fancy for a grocery store. i feel like i don't belong here. it has to be a cover-up for something."
"the window seats are big enough for two!"
"Traveling I80 since New York, this is the nicest rest stop yet. Way to go Iowa!"
"three olive cream cheese is delicious."
"i just counted: nineteen customers and seventeen laptops."