"Peanut Butter and Caramel Hemp Milk Latte, with Whip Cream"
"If you need anything gun related ask for Evan. That guy is awesome and really knows his stuff. Excellent customer service!"
"Chlorophyll.... sounds more like bore-ophyll!"
"I got the last slice of pep! #first #snoozeyoulose"
"The ATM charges like $7 per transaction... so make sure you bring plenty of cash."
"Buy Rockstar Energy Drinks in the bookstore, Elmo's charges .50¢ more!! Gawd! What a rip off! #beatoolstayinschool"