"Bring cash. They will claim that their credit card machine is down -- "after" you eat."
"Don't yank the front entry doors -- very heavy wrought iron will dislocate your arm."
"You can drink the wine -- not just the regular g-bar stew-top."
"The Tazo tea is just as good as the coffee."
"Have a few extra minutes when visiting 6th floor repairs -- always a queue"
"Stay at the end of the trains -- some middle doors do not open"