"If you are coming by call ahead and we'll pop fresh popcorn for you in our classic machine."
"Great little wine selection for only $6 /glass!"
"Acupuncture - best Groupon yet."
"Definitely try the Hominy on your fry bread- it's very good!"
"You have to check out the pool/Jacuzzis on the roof, & don't forget about the spa!"
"Check out the Science Lounge, pretty cool even for non-science people."