Jordan Brade

"If the room's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'!"

"Seriously, don't bring your fucking kids here. I know this isn't a bar or a strip club, but this is still a place where ADULTS go to hang out."

"This place is fucking awful! The food is overpriced and mediocre, and the service is terrible; they just don't give a shit."

"Beware the writing group that sits in the back! They're crazy!"